Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Guide to Socially Respectable Behavior: The Library


Group Study Rooms:
Are to be used to used for 2 or more people to study[as a group] in quiet without disturbing the calm of the quiet floors. 
-What a novel a idea, you mean it's not a place for me to go study by myself for better privacy? 
-No, in fact just so you're aware, if you go to the right places in the library, no one really cares to watch you study. If they do, that's weird and you should probably go to class anyway.


Lounging on the Available Couches and Cushioned Chairs:
Go for it. One limitation: leave your socks and shoes on. PLEASE. No one wants to stand up and stretch as a study break and look over to see your bare toesies. If I wanted to see that, I'd go to a beach. For that matter no one wants to smell your feet either. 


Speaking of Smell...
Library means quiet, right? So say you were to...let one rip? Yes, odds are the person at the next table probably heard you. Yes, to the detriment of your library neighbors, Betos or whatever it was that you had that's creating that effect for lunch was in fact a terrible idea, don't do it again, please.

1 comment:

Orange Juice said...

you are hilarious! Too bad Im guilty to 2 of the 3....but one because I was wearing flip flops...and the other because i had eaten beans...jk.