In the same day

In the same day at work I:

• Had to talk a possibly senile old man into keeping his socks and shoes on while in the store, 
• Endure a discussion on the best way to eradicate bed-bugs [aka--body lice] from one's life while resisting the urge to scratch the invisible bugs that started crawling all over me once the topic was opened for discussion.
• Listen to a lecture on the soothing effects of slippery elm on the bowl especially when combined with a harsher drying herb like psyllium when cleansing for parasites. Oh Parasite Lady, why are you always so convinced that my stomach monster is actually in fact a monster and not a cute little name I came up with to politely refer to my gastrointestinal issues? Bah!
• Suggest the best way to treat a cat's red eye that's not infected but is sore with no known cause. Only once did I almost loose my cool and almost giggle. Almost.

Days like that shift fly on by. 

Also someone said I looked like a pixie dancing around as I walked around putting product away. 

She is now on my favorite coworker list.

It's a good list to be on.