Things at Work that Smell Like Cat Pee (that really shouldn't smell like cat pee)

Should anything smell like cat pee? I don't think so, not even cat urine. I mean really.

• The KissMyFace Peaches&Cream hand and body lotion. (This brand obviously has never heard of the space bar--or I'm remembering it wrong, but I'm pretty sure they've not heard of the space bar.)
• The garlic-flavored rice noodle pack while the noodles are soaking cooking in the communal mug that's not big enough to hold the pack and water at the same time--NOT the garlic bowl which has an entirely different smell and price point.
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• Some of the herbs. I can't remember which ones, I just know they're ones I avoid using as a result of their smell.
• That corner by the books and kids play area. I try to not think too much about that one. . . yikes.