Overheard (At Work)

This is a conversation between 2 of my coworkers an aisle or two over:

C1: I could marry Lord Voldermort.
C2: Oh yeah? He's like, evil though, isn't he?
C1: Yeah, but if we're going on looks alone I could marry him.

Dear C1, thanks for sharing. I would come to your reception and cowardly hide behind a real wizard the whole time. 

and Lord Voldermort--Your asia face is almost there!